Hello hiii 👋🏾👋🏾 What’s goin on?! I know some of y’all are preparin for Hurricane Irma who needs to chill her confusin self out as others are just recovering from stank breath Harvey 🙄 And I’m ova here STILL prayin 🙏🏾 Y’all please be safe, k?
Anyway… I’m in my bed already with a new read, “The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck” but I gotta catch y’all up on some DM action 🙃 tell me whyyyyy well wait 🤚🏾 let me pause and rewind ⏮ so I’m understood lol So I was in Tampa last week for CURLfriends Connect “Meet Up & Flick Up” which was ahmayyyyzing 🏆 by the way! Ok, now I can move forward… Will someone please tell me why people hit you up like “You’re here”? I just don’t understand. This is aggravating. And no there are no points for using the correct spelling of “you’re” 😐 But back to my point. If posts clearly show my location 📍and I SAY I’m there then what in the flying 💁🏽 (I’m not even gon drop that bomb on y’all like that but you get me 🙄) makes you think I ain’t there 🤔 Forreal tho. I get bein magical✨ and all that jive *owwww* but bruh. I can teleport now? Shut the front door 🚪 I woulda had mad baes if so 😜 ( jk jk lol no thottin & boppin this season 😂😩) But seriously… asking a different question might actually lead to a dope convo… let’s see 🤔 What about, “How long are you in town” for 5,000 Alex. Don’t slick try to act like you don’t KNOW I’m there when ish says IM THERE. Maybe I’m wildin 🤷🏽♀️ which is extremely likely but it’s aggy.
Oh and before I go. The whole “hit me up” message. Son!!! Did you just HIT ME UP to tell me to HIT YOU UP?! WHETTTTT??? I gotta be losin my damn mind 😳 what typa nonsense is this 😂 I’ll never forget this dude hit me up on IG and said “Text me”. I asked if he lost my number and he said he hadn’t. So umm whyyy… Yea, he got blocked. That just dumb and I just can’t 🙅🏽 And then everybody wants to think I’m mean or somethin and I am but jk jk 🤣🤣 I AM NOT MEAN ☺️ I just can’t deal with wastin time…. like, let’s get to the point. Are we gonna link or nah? And if so, Netflix & Chill ain’t the move pimpin 😎
Nothin but love,