Dear DM Diary: Entry 3

Hello hiii ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ What’s goin on?! I know some of y’all are preparin for Hurricane Irma who needs to chill her confusin self out as others are just recovering from stank breath Harvey ๐Ÿ™„ And I’m ova here STILL prayin ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ Y’all please be safe, k? 

Anyway… I’m in my bed already with a new read, “The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck” but I gotta catch y’all up on some DM action ๐Ÿ™ƒ tell me whyyyyy well wait ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿพ let me pause and rewind โฎ so I’m understood lol  So I was in Tampa last week for CURLfriends Connect “Meet Up & Flick Up” which was ahmayyyyzing ๐Ÿ† by the way! Ok, now I can move forward… Will someone please tell me why people hit you up like “You’re here”? I just don’t understand. This is aggravating. And no there are no points for using the correct spelling of “you’re” ๐Ÿ˜ But back to my point. If posts clearly show my location ๐Ÿ“and I SAY I’m there then what in the flying ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝ (I’m not even gon drop that bomb on y’all like that but you get me ๐Ÿ™„) makes you think I ain’t there ๐Ÿค” Forreal tho. I get bein magicalโœจ and all that jive *owwww* but bruh. I can teleport now? Shut the front door ๐Ÿšช I woulda had mad baes if so ๐Ÿ˜œ ( jk jk lol no thottin & boppin this season ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ) But seriously… asking a different question might actually lead to a dope convo… let’s see ๐Ÿค” What about, “How long are you in town” for 5,000 Alex. Don’t slick try to act like you don’t KNOW I’m there when ish says IM THERE. Maybe I’m wildin ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ which is extremely likely but it’s aggy. 

Oh and before I go. The whole “hit me up” message. Son!!! Did you just HIT ME UP to tell me to HIT YOU UP?! WHETTTTT??? I gotta be losin my damn mind ๐Ÿ˜ณ what typa nonsense is this ๐Ÿ˜‚ I’ll never forget this dude hit me up on IG and said “Text me”. I asked if he lost my number and he said he hadn’t. So umm whyyy… Yea, he got blocked. That just dumb and  I just can’t ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ And then everybody wants to think I’m mean or somethin and I am but jk jk ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I AM NOT MEAN โ˜บ๏ธ I just can’t deal with wastin time…. like, let’s get to the point. Are we gonna link or nah? And if so, Netflix & Chill ain’t the move pimpin ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Nothin but love,

Emonโœจ

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